Have You Met Edward?

I was shopping the other day when I ran into someone named Edward. I discovered that he was only a year old and was the love child of Fashion Designers, Duckie Brown and New York Retailer, Odin. Upon further investigation, I could tell that Edward was special. He was just so put together and, honestly, HIS style totally matched MY style, which I love.

Though we only had a few moments together, I knew I liked Edward. He told me I could visit anytime I wanted to, but in the meantime, to take his jacket as a memento. I've cherished it ever since.